Fans Of Misunderstandings Gifts

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'So you are a writer?'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

"Well I say we go on without him..."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"