Fans Of Misunderstandings Mugs

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'So you are a writer?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Gloria called

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

"Well I say we go on without him..."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'