Fan Of Misunderstandings Gifts

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

"Well I say we go on without him..."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'