Master Of Misunderstanding Gifts

"Why can't they ring the bell for themselves...??"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

One Size Fits All.

Communication Breakdowns

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."