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"Why can't they ring the bell for themselves...??"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

One Size Fits All.

Communication Breakdowns

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"