Capital Curiosity Mugs

'The financial advisor is here.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Hog Futures

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'Always bought low.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

The Big Bag Theory

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"I've sold my airspace."

'Sometimes I worry that maybe money can't buy happiness, but then I return to reality and I'm O.K.'

"We need to keep our banking separate from our pockets."

'There's a fly in my primordial soup.'

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

"What if the economy stops sustaining us?"

Mutual Fascination

"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

"I googled wealth and found it!"

First National Bank. . . Assets: wouldn't you like to know?