Capital Connoisseur Mugs

'Sometimes I worry that maybe money can't buy happiness, but then I return to reality and I'm O.K.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

"We need to keep our banking separate from our pockets."

J. Smith, Stockbroker: It takes money... to make money!

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Men's business romper.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

The Personal ATM

Sir Edward Elgar

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Heaven

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"