Capital Growth Connoisseur Mugs

"Here's a chart of a hypothetical $10,000 invested in our fund, as opposed to spending it on wine, women and song."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Theatre Crowd

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The Personal ATM

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Moliere

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

Dollar

Charles Dickens.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Company take-over bid

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'