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"Here's a chart of a hypothetical $10,000 invested in our fund, as opposed to spending it on wine, women and song."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Theatre Crowd

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

The Personal ATM

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Dollar

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Company take-over bid

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Profit or non-profit?'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Always bought low.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"