Capital Connoisseur Pillows

'Sometimes I worry that maybe money can't buy happiness, but then I return to reality and I'm O.K.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

"We need to keep our banking separate from our pockets."

J. Smith, Stockbroker: It takes money... to make money!

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The Personal ATM

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Heaven

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

Violin Romance

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"