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Business news. It's a report on an industrial company? No, it's a shady financial services firm - a "steal" company.

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

Men's business romper.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"Business has been steady."

'The financial advisor is here.'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

First attempt at the Big Bang

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

'Profit or non-profit?'

Warren Buffett

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

The Big Bag Theory

'Sparby, get to the bottom of it... Sadowski, stay on top of it.'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""