Commercial Connoisseurs Gifts

World War 3 live on T.V. "The special effects are lousy compared to the jeans commercials"

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Men's business romper.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

A railway station covered in advertising.

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Oh, he talks the talk, but he just doesn't walk the walk."