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World War 3 live on T.V. "The special effects are lousy compared to the jeans commercials"

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Men's business romper.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Who's the artist?"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

A railway station covered in advertising.

Warren Buffett

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

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