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'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Oh, he talks the talk, but he just doesn't walk the walk."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Men's business romper.

The Rubber Ball Company

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Business has been steady."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

And the third quarter projection