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Curious Consumers Gifts
Are you shopping for a curious consumer always seeking the next interesting thing? Our creative collection celebrates that inquisitive spirit with witty, imaginative designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, perfect for those captivated by discovery and innovation.
Your Prophecy Here!
"Good For You / Bad For You"
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
But is it organic?
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'
"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"
They get into debt so fast these days...
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?
'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'
The New York Times Blog Review.
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
The Climate Change Debate Explained
'Beer? Wassat then?'
'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'
Stonehenge Books
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
Curious Consumers Gifts Collection
Curious Consumers Mugs
Discover our full range of mugs designed for curious consumers, perfect for inspiring mornings and thoughtful moments.
Curious Consumers Pillows
Bring comfort and curiosity together with pillows featuring whimsical and imaginative designs for the curious at heart.
Curious Consumers Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate curiosity and creativity—ideal for energizing any space with wit and wonder.
Curious Consumers T-Shirts
Explore our clever collection of t-shirts for curious minds—fun, thoughtful, and perfect for showcasing their inquisitive nature.