Curious Customer Gifts

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Wildlife

But is it organic?

Jr. cloning kit

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Do Guns Kill?

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Idle parts

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Sex Section in the Library

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The Curious George pop-down book

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'