Curious Cafe-goer Gifts

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

The Lesser Pyramids

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"I'll have the spare rib."

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

Animal Hospital

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

'I've got threepence'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Soup of the day."