'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'
Cultured Cafe Goer Gifts
Seeking a thoughtful gift for a cultured cafe enthusiast? Our curated selection of products captures the artistry and passion for coffee culture, blending humor and sophistication. From mugs to art prints, surprise your favorite coffee connoisseur with something as refined as their taste. Whether they love their espresso shot or savor slow mornings, these gifts will make every coffee moment special.
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.
'Bring me another coffee would you...'
'How would you like your toast?'
Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...
Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf
Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'
Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.
"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."
Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.
French Street.
"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.
The partisan cafe
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'
'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'
"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."
Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'
Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!
"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"
"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"
"Is that decaf?"
'Do you want flies with that?'
Olga's Cafeterear
"You've put a heart design on my coffee, are you hitting on me?"
Man commenting on his liking for the continent
"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."
"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."
Cultured Cafe Goer Gifts Collection
Cultured Cafe Goer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that capture the essence of a cultured cafe goer—perfect for showcasing their coffee passion.
Cultured Cafe Goer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate their appreciation for cafe life, adding charm and comfort to any space.
Cultured Cafe Goer Prints
Browse our prints that bring the creative spirit of cafe culture into their home or office with artistic flair.
Cultured Cafe Goer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to their love for coffee culture with witty and stylish designs they can wear with pride.