Curious Cafe-goer Pillows

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

The Lesser Pyramids

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"I'll have the spare rib."

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

Animal Hospital

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

'I've got threepence'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"Soup of the day."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee