Quirky Cafe Goers Gifts

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"Soup of the day."

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

Pet-A-Manger

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

An Aunt-and-Uncle Store...Similar to a mom-and-pop...but we keep our distance.

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."