Industrial Chic Lover Gifts

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Idle parts

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Steel fabricator

Tree Ahead...

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

Henry Ford sculptures

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Brewers Men'

ECO gallery

Awareness!...

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

Chemoco International

"It might have happened here Miss Hobson, but it doesn't qualify as an 'Industrial Accident."

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