Industrial Decor Lover Gifts

Idle parts

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You forgot the product label.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

All set for the summer holiday!

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

ECO gallery

Surgical Appliance Factory

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Brewers Men'

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'