Ironing Aficionados Prints

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

'Suddenly, Colin felt out of his depth.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Ironing day.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Free Range Golfers

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Geekasaurus.

"Unplug and chill out."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I hate when this happens."

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."