Confucian Devotee Gifts

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hoarder."

Olympic Torch Training

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

"I think it would look better over there!"

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

John Knox

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Designated smoking area of the gods

Wang Yangming listens.