Buddhism Devotee Gifts

"Hoarder."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Zenboni

Church Restoration Fund.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Nervous Buddha

Give Thanks.

Third eye

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

Rin Tin Zen.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I miss real mountains."

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

"I'd love to come to your Laughter Workshop, but it clashes with my Weeping Therapy."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Designated smoking area of the gods

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

"How come you ignore me all day... until I start doing yoga?"

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Wise guy, huh?'

I've lost faith in everything, Randy. I feel like a tiny raft drifting in a stormy sea. There is no up. There is no down. There entire foundation of the world is made of flimsy tissue paper. Maybe the Buddhists are right. Maybe nothing is really real at all. Internet going down for a few hours last week isn't that big a deal, little buddy. Yes, it really is.