Buddhism Admirer Gifts

Rin Tin Zen.

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

Buddist using metal detector on statue of Budda

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Hoarder."

Zenboni

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Nervous Buddha

Third eye

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Deepwater Fish

Karl Marks

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Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Wise guy, huh?'