Buddha Aficionados Gifts

Third eye

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Dummies Books.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Hoarder."

Zenboni

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Nervous Buddha

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

Yoga for dogs

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

Dachshund Yoga

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

Rin Tin Zen.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

Cat Yoga.

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.