Buddha Enthusiasts Gifts

Nervous Buddha

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Hoarder."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid