Buddhism Aficionado Gifts

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

The Origami Society...

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Nun Fight.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Hoarder."

Pope Benedict 16th.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Zenboni

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Om and Ommer

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

Nervous Buddha

"I guess ten is enough."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Make me one with everything.'

Third eye

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."