Buddha Enthusiast Gifts

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Hoarder."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid