Buddha Enthusiast Gifts

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

Tree Pose To Support

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Hoarder."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'