Buddhism Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Do you ever think about chucking all this and retreating to a life of mindless consumerism?

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"It is my place!"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Yoga To-Do

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."