Buddhism Enthusiast Prints

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Yoga.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Yoga To-Do

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."