Buddhist Enthusiast Prints

'Wise guy, huh?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"It is my place!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Yoga To-Do

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"