Buddhist Enthusiast Prints

'Wise guy, huh?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Yoga.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"It is my place!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Yoga To-Do

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."