Buddhism Fan Gifts

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Hoarder."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Zenboni

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Om and Ommer

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

How Noah did it.

Nervous Buddha

"Amen, brother."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Make me one with everything.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

Third eye

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"I spy with my mind's eye..."