Buddhism Fan Mugs

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Hoarder."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Zenboni

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Amen, brother."

Nervous Buddha

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Make me one with everything.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Third eye

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'