Buddha Fans Mugs

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Hoarder."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Zenboni

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Nervous Buddha

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Make me one with everything.'

Third eye

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Rin Tin Zen.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

Zen Buddhist Diary

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

'Are you sure you want to go through with this? -- some people think enlightenment is overrated.'

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'