Buddha Fans Pillows

Rubbing the Buddha's belly brings good luck

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Hoarder."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Zenboni

Om and Ommer

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

Nervous Buddha

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Make me one with everything.'

Third eye

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

Rin Tin Zen.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"It's a self-portrait."

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

Zen Buddhist Diary

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

Buddha's hairstyle creates cravings in a disciple

Solo People Watching

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'