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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

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Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!