Buddhism Enthusiasts Pillows

Third eye

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Tree Pose To Support

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!