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'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

Rin Tin Zen.

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

Buddist using metal detector on statue of Budda

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Hoarder."

Zenboni

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Nervous Buddha

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

Third eye

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"It's a self-portrait."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Deepwater Fish

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The Lamest Story Ever Told Is the One That You Tell Yourself Has To Be True

Karl Marks

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

"Do you think about religion much?" "Now and Zen"

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

Do you ever think about chucking all this and retreating to a life of mindless consumerism?