Dingo Lover Gifts

The Fab Four

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Labradoodle"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Dolphin

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Dino Snack

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

The Flirtateous Period

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

FedRex