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"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Dolphin

"Labradoodle"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Dino Snack

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

FedRex

The Flirtateous Period

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'