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"Um, anything you need to tell me? Now would be a good time."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I don't like the look of this."

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

"Another slander suit!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Oedipus

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Richard Hughes.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."