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'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Why do they do that?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Party Animals.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Three more years of high school."

"Look! No hands!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Early photobombing

Dog walking Human.