Retro Dino Lover T-Shirts

The Office Dinosaur in: Mr. Fix-it

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Diner.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Fossil record player.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

1930's Lady.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack