Dojo Warrior Gifts

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

Overjumpers

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Too Much Plastic.

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Jeans Styles

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Karate School.

The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'