Yoga Warrior Gifts

"I'm not panicking. I'm using this moment to finish my yoga."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

My God, I need to fart.

Running

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.