Dojo Warrior Mugs

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

Overjumpers

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Too Much Plastic.

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Jeans Styles

Karate School.

The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

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