Judo Instructor Gifts

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Overjumpers

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Remember me?'

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Old Karate Master

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."