Judo Enthusiast Gifts

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

'I suppose i did take up judo for more human contact.'

Overjumpers

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

No juggling allowed.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."