Judo Lover Gifts

'Judo for Girls.'

Overjumpers

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

My God, I need to fart.

His Her Cakes

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Old Karate Master

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Have you been working out?'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Peace. Love. Light

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Buns Of Veal.

Dessert

Martial Arts

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Pub Kendo.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

Wrestling Champion.